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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Randomocity


Ten random things about me:
1. I like the smell of gasoline, markers, and cement glue. Not a hype!
2. If there was a surgery where you could impair the muscles in your cheeks to have a dimple, I would do it. J
3. I secretly look at people’s hands and feet. I like them clean and purty.
4. I LOVE the smell of clean hair. I like to smell people’s hair.
5. I like being by myself.
6. I recently smuggled something questionable across the Canadian border.
7. If I had second chance at life, I would pursue acting.
8. I wish I had been born in Jamaica. Mom and Dad were. I’m still Jamaican, now what?!
9. I want to teach for the rest of my life; donate my time in the prison systems schools too.
10. I think that horoscopes are WITCHCRAFT..lol.


Nine ways to win my heart:

1. Smell good from a mile away.

2. Serve the African American community.

3. Have dimples. (On the real, no one can get mad at people with dimples).

4. Be honest about everything.

5. Have dreads. (drooling)

6. Love children!

7. Be a dork/weird/lame. March to the beat of your own drum.

8. Give me food. MMmmm Chipotle salad with chips.

9. Figure me out before I figure you out.

Eight things I'd like to do before I die:

1. Go skydiving.

2. Learn how to break dance.

3. Have children, then adopt.

4. Trace my family origin from Jamaica back to Africa.

5. Run a marathon.

6. Make a television show/documentary.

7. Make an impact in the African American community.

8. Buy my mother her own Jamaican restaurant.


Seven ways to annoy me:

1. Say the word ghetto.

2. Say you’re going to do something and then don’t.

3. Tell me to calm down...I’m never not calm.

4. Miss-pronounce my name several times when I have corrected you several times, then ask me why my name is pronounced the way it is. My name is pronounced Dome-inique, cause it is!

5. Be annoying – don’t say HI after I have said Hi to you. Don’t “bless” me after I sneeze, don’t say “thank you.” Be fake, be materialistic. Be a man and not hold the door for me.

6. I call you after you just call me and you don’t answer.

7. TEXT MESSAGING!! If you can’t tell me over the phone or face to face, then don’t tell me at all. A waste of time and energy. Ahhhhh!

Six things I believe in:

1. God died on the cross for you and I.

2. Everything happens for a reason.

3. One day I’ll need you just as much as you’ll need me.

4. Heaven and hell.

5. I believe in me. I just have to execute it.

6. Duppies (Jamaican version of ghosts…lol..but only when I’m in Jamaica)

Five things I'm afraid of:

1. Duppies…lol

2. Being successful, yet not married. (The statistics are soo real for African American women)

3. Not having my own children

4. My grandparents passing away before I can provide for them.

5. Growing up! I don’t wanna grow up!

Four of my favorite things:
1. Food. I need to stop before I get diabetes. (Grandparents have it)
2. KIDS!!

3. Wearing sweats on the weekend when it’s cold outside, while eating a chipotle salad w/ chips, watching an old episode of Girlfriends.

4. Being on the train in the morning listening to my iPod, while staring outside daydreaming. I love to daydream.

Three things I do every day:

1. Talk to God.

2. Check Gmail 199,037,283,927 times a day.

3. Get stressed out for no reason.

Two things I want to do right now:
1. Not be at my internship, outside socializing with friends.
2. Take a shower then take a nap.

One person I want to see right now:

1. Jeeter ;-) (Get out my business).


What’s the reality?...I’m random

1 comment:

Mylka said...

I freakin love you, you duppie fearing, chipotle eating, i wanna see jeeter, smugglin chic!